The difference being, Mr. Magoo was constantly doing dumb shit but it all tended to work out for him in the end.

Wherever two or more of you gather in the name of a high lottery pick, so too shall I be there.

I’m convinced no team ever actually signs Robin Lopez. He just sort of metastasizes onto your roster when your win expectancy is less than 35 games.

I remember the midges.... At the time, I was hoping it was the first of ten plagues to be delivered upon Yankees fans. But, alas, not all of America’s prayers can be answered.

I was all for naught though, because in the ALCS Skinner held Lofton at 3b, sox won pennant, and I don’t want to mention the rest. (yes, I’m still bitter)

Rumor has it that those midges made a Faustoian bargain.

Often overlooked in the midge thing was that the pitcher formerly known as Fausto Carmona also had to pitch during Midge-gate, and he was able to get out of the inning without any damage, which was a huge part of the Indians winning the game.

I’m just floored and saddened that someone at a Redskins game would use a racial slur.

Makes me think of this Mr. Show sketch:

Your coffee is too strong and tastes weird!

Little early for that. Can’t you wait till after Halloween, you pervert?

I was at a music festival in Kentucky last weekend I saw a guy wearing a Jackyl t-shirt. A BRAND NEW JACKYL T-SHIRT!!

Ahmet then threatened to mow the fucking lawn, take out the goddamn trash, and to remember to not be an asshole and leave the fucking toilet seat up. The other rival manager nodded his head and agreed to the deal.

Wait, that guy gets the 280 character limit on his Twitter account and I don’t?

I am looking forward to next week when he’ll have TWO plays of the playbook nailed.

+Type1

Agreed. People should stop needling him about this.

Relax on picking on this play. How else is Cutler going to get a smoke break?

The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that the most genuine content was really just ads direct from #brands.

Not that I know from experience or anything, but it helps when putting on latex / leather.