As a fan of all the 80s slobs vs snobs movies, Don Quixote, the Polish Resistance... I am heartwarmed by the work y’all are doing today. Godspeed! 

Oh my god, this is epic and I love y’all! There was nothing posted this morning and I was worried sick, then had to go to an interminable meeting and then I come back and you guys have gone fucking nuclear option. Fight the power!

Fuck sports. Stick to the good shit!

But in fairness that’s only because he’ll still be on the 2040 ticket. It’ll be his embalmed body, Lenin-style. And he will win with 99.8% of the vote.

I missed the offseason transaction where the Bears hired Mike McCarthy as their offensive coordinator. 

You made me curious to find out what the Spanish phrase for shibboleth is. It’s santo y seña. But I couldn’t find any English-language sites to explain its origin. 

“Admittedly, the MSG crowd was not quiet about what they wanted all night.”

Whence the Annotated Good Place? 

+1 Uncertainty Rule

When I was at Boy Scout camp, the older scouts would terrorize the younger telling stories of a Jason-Vorhees-type slasher named the Poulan Man who lived in the woods and would hack up the unsuspecting with various gardening implements and made sure that we got no sleep and snapped awake at every rustle in the forest.…

If he does attend I’m sure that Nationals will be delighted to find out after the fact that they broke the 60-year-old attendance record for a World Series game of 92,706 set by the Dodgers at the LA Colosseum, Nationals Park capacity of 41,313 be damned. 

It’s biggest sin is being hackneyed. On a recent episode of Doughboys Carl Tartt made a version of the joke that was hilarious for being original and given a very deadpan delivery. They had eaten at Hattie B’s Hot Chicken and he was explaining why he’d only drunk half of the Jack n Coke slushee he’d ordered because…

“...all those words I’ve never used in my life. It’s all not-Greek to me.”

Newly announced cabinet position - Secretary of Sports Propaganda and Events Catering.

There is a Cleveland sandwich shop where you get half off if you have a tattoo of a sandwich. Tell me it was a mistake now, mom!

The elevator at work has a screen that posts news items and businessy bullshit. Last week it had a World Series preview that said in toto “The Nationals have a great starting rotation but the Astros are a more complete team.” I had no prior rooting interest in the series, but now I’m rooting for the Nationals, because…

He did a Grape Job!

Is the all-hands meeting just pretend grist for the pizza joke? Recent events make me nervous if it’s a real meeting.

*We regret to inform you beer asker guy is a racist.

I’m waiting for the first movie title card that says, “Inspired by the dank meme”.