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Craziest issue of Highlights Magazine ever. I got toadie, Newt, and frogwad. I read it over and over but no salamander. Did anyone find it?

Ray Ratto wants this World Series to be so long, weird and absurd that there’s a scenario in which the Marlins and Tigers end up playing Game 7.”

Couldn’t we just mount a skate on one these guys?

You’re supposed to break the other guy’s ankle, Mikko!

The only way it could’ve been better is if he had done it to John Harbaugh. 

That was my question also. 

So Pierre was caught in flagrante?

I think the best moment in sports camera innovation of the weekend was the umpire wearing the GoPro in the Ohio St./Northwestern game taking an elbow to the face. About :42 in this video.

You murdered that joke. 

A recent episode of Reply All was about the feral hog epidemic. One of the contributing factors is that hogs are, in a word I just learned the meaning of, fecund. A female hog can give birth to a litter of 14 and have two litters a year. The females of those litters can get pregnant at six months old. So in a year one

Non-stop Yakety Sax.

As an Indians fan, I’m delighted the Astros are able to give Brantley the trip to the World Series the Indians were too cheap to attempt.

I think it was TNT’s broadcast of Pulp Fiction that had my favorite overdub: “You’re about to redline? I’m a mickey-fickey mushroom-cloud-laying mickey-fickey, mickey-fickey! I’m the Guns of mickey-fickey Navarone!”

My sister and her wife are currently endeavoring to start a business selling pierogis. They’re currently selling mostly at farmer’s markets and festivals with the occasional restaurant pop up. They’ve also recently diversified the menu by adding pretzels. I’m sending this to her to see if she knows she can cross the

I pulled my calf muscle running for the bus a couple weeks ago. Which would’ve been incredibly embarrassing, if it hadn’t been overshadowed by my pants nearly falling down in the effort. 

If only the Yankees had some sort of warning that this might be a bad idea.

You, the lawyer in his late 30s reading this right now, could beat him in a race.”

Of course there has!