And especially tragic for not having been born into the family but adopted by it, always striving for the full acceptance and legitimacy he can never receive. 

+I was never in aisle 7!

+.38, .39

I know there’s an inherent bias among the sample, but how many people are reading this while pooping?

Screw the haters. Once winter comes I think people will find that the Jags future with Coughlin in charge is rosy.

“...they fear that one of the groups (“Thanos-like”) will be given pink slips, with the other told it is safe.”

He’s like an amalgam of Barry Bostwick in Spin City and James Brolin in West Wing. Except those were intentional parodies.

I’m not qualified to argue this one way or the other, but it did remind me of an amusing story.

It feels like a recency issue to me. Other than the shit he’s committed to memory and spouts whenever he opens his mouth like a pull-string doll, the rest of what he says is whatever someone told him (usually on the tee-vee) two minutes ago. So my guess is after the tweet someone tried to do a little handling and told…

“It sure beats being a plumber. Now, speaking of laying pipe...”

Can we get a video of you and Roth doing some sort of Mad Libs / Remember Some Guys hybrid where someone flashes a picture of some awful miscreant, buffoon, or ne’er-do-well and you compete to see who can come up with the most withering appellation? You were both especially on fire today. 

Ooh, thanks for the rec!

Oh man, it’s October 1st - Jolie is posting about chili, you’re posting about beef stew, and tomorrow’s temperature is... 98 degrees. Cmon chili and stew season!!!

+1 flute chord

I had a Shakespeare professor who started a lecture asking us to imagine what attending a play at the Globe Theater in the late Middle Ages/early Renaissance smelled like. To imagine not just body odor covered up by heavy perfumes, but the smell of sewage rotting in the streets, animal manure, smoke from burning coal,…

Thank you! Put much better than I could have. 

It’s right in the first paragraph, sweetie:

He does, it’s just for a very niche clientele whose kink is “men who tend to plants in their oversized footwear”.

And from a hidden camera. 

And betwixt them both they licked the throne clean.