It’s the musical equivalent of being stuck in Midtown rush hour traffic.

Eleanor being devastated that Chidi forgot her name and then perfectly introducing him to Simone was a great callback/demonstration of Eleanor’s growth from when she used to call him Chidi Anna Kendrick, etc., and guessing that he was from “Is it racist if I say Africa?” followed by “Sensodyne”.

“...lasagna over fro-yo seems a lateral move, really)”

“A CBS spokeswoman told The Post it has a contingency plan, but declined to name the analyst who would call the game with Jim Nantz.”

Pictured: Nestle’s Throne of Lies

When we would go to the movies as a kid, we would stop at a bulk candy store called Mr. Bulky’s to stock up. One of my favorites was their sour peach rings. One wonders if the same confectionery techniques could be used to make a candy that starts sour, becomes peach, and then ends with a hint of mint. The sourness…

“My brain says this needs an element of heat in it, like a hot pepper sliver, too — I have no idea why.”

The Moscow Mitch is just an Mmmm Peach Mint Julep with vodka instead of bourbon and add ginger beer. And served in a copper one of these:

Co-sign. Will assume they dying embers represent democracy. 

This reminds me of seeing a Marsha Warfield stand-up special around the time she was on Night Court. She said she thought Prince was very sexy, but so tiny she didn’t know what she would do with him if she had him. “Maybe I could throw him over my shoulder like a purse. I couldn’t have sex with the lil fucker. Not…

Ooh, New Zealand is good. I’m having trouble getting past CD 2 of Pimsleur’s Intro to Danish. Them blonde furniture ascetics have some fucked up diphthongs.

Ashton Kutcher shit in my pants? That sunnuvabitch!

I’m glad that for all the dumb things I’ve done in Vegas, shitting myself in the Bellagio isn’t one of them. I love the almond-scented soap they have in the bathrooms. It would be tragic to have that associated with bad memories instead of good. 

Heyo!

What if unrelatedly my pants were already full of poop? What do I do then?

I’m wondering about the timeline. Clinton’s impeachment took from October of 1998 when brought by the House until February of 1999 when the Senate voted. Which means, assuming a similar schedule, a vote on Trump in February of 2020. The huge difference is, 2020 is an election year. There will be states either holding…

Dunlap will receive such a large settlement that WWL will roux the day.

Hey! You just solved why he never drained the swamp like he promised - he thinks it’s full of delicious molasses!

My wife and I saw a marriage counselor while we were engaged and for a couple years after for “tune-ups”. One technique she taught us was instead of saying the other was wrong to say, “You are right a lot of the time. This is not one of them.”

I’m going to follow Mancall-Bitel’s advice to its logical conclusion and roll a zoccihedron to figure out what restaurant to go to, and then the corresponding-numbered dice to the number of that random restaurant’s drunk, soup/salad, entree, and dessert menus. Every meal a mystery!