The votes have to be cast before the start of the playoffs. 

Thank you for the breakdown! I was asking the question because I legitimately didn’t know if there was a consensus. They seem to both be having amazing seasons but in such different ways that it will be interesting to see which the voters value more. 

But does Verlander still win the Cy Young? 

This scheme was originally attempted by a Egyptian Premiere League team.

“...occasionally it doesn’t, as it didn’t for, uh, the last highly touted rookie QB the Skins had.”

At least Washington has the title for their 2019 season in review video.

Before the primaries will Takeout offer a voter’s guide listing each candidate’s answer? It will be crucial to my voting decision.

I like raisins, and have an ongoing feud against a local sandwich shop that makes otherwise delightful oatmeal cookies but puts chocolate chips in them - you already have an entire cookie empire, chocolate chips, stay out of oatmeal cookies!, but your screed did remind me of one of my favorite bits from Better Off…

I’m sure you’re being facetious, but I’m on a bus ride, so what the hell, I did the math. Either you’re bringing back 1,000 items to the hotel to wind up with one item, in which case one wonders how much it costs to get a beast of burden into a comicon. Or you wind up with one-tenth of an item, which seems needlessly…

All the teams thinking of signing him now have cold feet. 

And in the original Hebrew Genesis, the apple is an unidentified fruit, possibly a fig or a pomegranate, as explained in this article featuring research by the appropriately named Robert Applebaum:

I’m glad I read this before I went to market with my Oxy Cotton Candy. 

And this is how I find out that there’s a reclining couch called Megatron.

I don’t know if this magician is tearing their marriage apart or sawing it in half. 

I thought Brady avoided night shade?

My admittedly cursory initial search led me to overpromise. No one seems to have a whole set for sale, only individual cards all in the $8 - $20 range. 

There have been too many goodbyes around here lately, so I hope we can say see you around instead. Thank you for this community you’ve built. Visiting here has become a daily treasure. I hope we can all keep it up to the standard you’ve established. Best to you, Kevin!

I can’t think of a more apt sponsor than Arby’s as anyone willing to storm Area 51 has clearly lost the will to live.

“...why not just say, ‘Jacket required’?”