Does anyone, really?

Especially the image if the trade had fallen through of River’s despondently eating sushi. With Austin, one assumes, tries to get Doc’s attention, while also concealing the fact that he squirted Kewpie on his pants.

I’m more than willing to buy this set of dinosaur cards I used to have as a kid off Ebay if it means we get an episode of Let’s Remember Some DinoGuys.

Wait until the Giants find out we all think they stink. 

Or perhaps a large borderland barrier of some sort. 

It’s been I don’t want to think about how long ago that my dad told me we should go to Akron and check out this young flame-throwing southpaw burning his way through the Indians minor leagues. Happy trails, Carsten Charles. 

After a recent Last Call I binged Heston Blumenthal’s In Search of Perfection. A lot of the techniques (the ones that didn’t border on impossible for a home chef) were more tedious or laborious than they were worth, but I did pick up a couple good techniques. But the most frustrating parts would be when he would go to…

My bologna week has a first name, it’s C-A-R-L. My bologna week doesn’t have a second name because it’s just an A-V-A-T-A-R...

+1 hot dish

Now that Hager has shown the way, NFL coaches can look forward to emails from larrycsonka18@miamidolphins.com in the inboxes. 

If I were you, I would be pulling whatever strings were available to me to interview the stars in a press junket in hopes that David Tennant would greet me with “MILLAAAHHH!!!”

“A beer that’s not your favorite but still tastes pleasant overall is fine to cook with...”

We have never more needed the lyrical talents of Arlo Guthrie. 

“Shaker parm—as it is known around my apartment...”

You said it was debatable, which I guess if you mean it will be debated, sure. But it shouldn’t be debatable.

“He has a .500 record and won two super bowls with two of the greatest playoff runs in QB history. You don’t do that by not being any good.”

Yes, something he actually said. Except it was for journeyman outfielder Mike Kingery.

Will there be more puns, or did you Finnish?