Likewise! I want to offer him something to wipe up all those tears. A quicker picker-upper if you will.

The OBJ play had everything I want in a football play - excitement, athleticism, the humiliation of the tastefully-named Gregg Williams...

At the half the Jets have three Ficken points. 

The only amusing thing about the Jets quarterback situation right now is listening to Tessitore slowly enunciate Luke Falk’s name to avoid inadvertently cursing. 

+1 Turkey Tetrazzini

It sounds cooler if you say you’re playing a little trombone.

I know, he could’ve at least gone with the more exotic-sounding sultanas. 

It’s a wild ride watching players the same age as you go from “promising rookie” to “journeyman” to “seasoned veteran” to “oldest active player”. 

I’m so not ready for my childhood rock n roll idols to be dying of something as mundane as old age. 

“Might he be...46 years old? Some of those things are more fixable than others.”

Henry is in fact adorkable. Alice is of that particular English rose, strawberries and cream, paragon of Brittania mold they manage to conjure every season. But my heart is with David, who every vignette reveals, is the most perfect man in England. He’s beautiful, he bakes, he’s athletic, he makes pottery, oh and as…

There you go Vandersloot shaming. 

Winless seasons are very rare, but it certainly seems after two games that the only challenging weeks in a survivor pool are going to be the Dolphins bye week and the second time they play their divisional “rivals”.

I thought they played the Browns last week? 

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“Everybody wants to be the beast, but they don’t want to do what the beast do,” Saban said afterward. “So everybody’s got to make a sacrifice. I mean, you want to be the lion?”

Maybe yours. ;)

Dilaudid was the best. I’m not nearly as poetic as Hughes. To me, it just felt like a warm softness as it went into the vein, then it would hit my heart, and my whole body would turn to melting butter. I started binging Deadwood while I was in the hospital and when it was revealed that Alma was addicted to laudanum, I…

I’m a little shook that commercial is from 2012. Nate could legit be in college now. This could be him:

I wonder when the Panthers will start that Nate kid. He’s been warming up for a long time.