Springer’s condition has been variously described as being between walking it off and rubbing dirt in it.  

+1 Mike Massey infomercial

Sadly it’s looking more and more like there is no cure for racism. Pardon my language but I think it’s bologna. 

“...the mouse, which we’ve dubbed Ketchup after Whataburger’s most beloved export.”

On an episode this season or Mindhunter, to show that Tench’s previously withdrawn son was acclimating (spoiler alert he was not), they showed him joining some church friends in a game of smear the queer. My wife stopped dead. “What did they just say? Did you ever play that?” Um yeah, it was the late ‘70s, early ‘80s.…

I’m not even sure what that means, bro. 

BLT, bacon pizza, spinach and bacon salad, salt pork and gravy, breakfast for dinner, loaded baked potato, just to name six. 

Yeah, it’s fucking hilarious right up until one of the host’s cats, who the host bought in when there weren’t enough players, “chooses” 3-3 and 0-0 and wins three of the four squares. 

Jeremy Renner is the guar gum of actors. I’m not entirely sure what he/it does - he/it is some kind of filler or binding agent or something? but he/it is in seemingly everything and producers think he/it is somehow an essential ingredient, but no one wants to consume him/it on its own. 

Winning one game is a pretty low bar you’ve set. 

Proposing a ballot measure that if Miami goes 0-16 no member of the 1972 Dolphins can ever drink another drop of champagne. 

From Wiki Wormholes to actual worm holes. Meta. 

Sure Paul is usually the most grating part of the show (perhaps because he has the most Hollywood (pardon the pun) reality show sensibility of the presenters), but he also generated the best laugh of the episode when he misheard “fairie garden” as “furry garden”. 

Pretty insensitive to put “No Hitter Alert” in the crawl, though. 

The trailer for the Mask prequel is way more intense than I had imagined. 

I ate them fast as lightning. 

And Pho Phridays. 

I’ve seen some deep cuts in my time, but that was the deepest!

“Hopefully LeBron’s reign of branding terror stops before he gets into other alliterative holidays and tries to trademark those as well.”