Could you imagine what that locker room would be like if the manager of the Toledo Mudhens or Carolina Mudcats or some other regional Mudanimal strolled in and said, “Ok, boys we win this game and we’re all of us getting called up to the bigs!”

Missions games are fun, although you may have missed the part of the season where it’s cool enough to sit outside for three hours. I lived there when the Padres had the worst minor league system in baseball and joked that the only major league bats we saw there were actual bats, but minor league baseball is always…

Blue Sky session IPA from Heisenberg Beer Works, Albuquerque. 

Ooh, now narrate the fall of American democracy. 

I hope that Tony Stark paid for the undercoat, or all that salt sea air will rust the suit. 

“Ricky Henderson co-signs.”

What’s with that Grandma’s ceramic ashtray orange on their helmets this year? It looks like a batch of helmets rejected by Bowling Green for not being shiny enough. 

None of which he’ll have to spend on room and board!

I always thought that wet was apt, not for describing a visible condition but in the sense one would say, “Why is the baby fussing? Can you check if he’s wet?” 

It was nice of the Bills to give him a try. It was also nice of the Colts to give him a try. 

Plus because of the combination of McDonald’s poorly conceived promotion which had the greater misfortune of coinciding with the USSR’s boycott, I ate like a king (or at least like Morgan Spurlock) for a whole summer!

For the slippage I just cut the tip of the cob off to make a flat surface. It’s usually those little shriveled up kernels anyway.

He could go all the way... to jail.

“People never expect a savory whipped cream.”

Exactly. It would be the spice analog to Winston Churchill’s martini recipe. Stir the nugget breading while looking in the direction of an unopened tin of cayenne. 

Congratulations, Burger King! You’ve made a non-meat hamburger that is as tasteless as your meat version!

Thank you for helping me remember a guy! He’s like Joe Montana, but derpy!

The only thing I could tell you about the Falcons teams from my childhood is that I thought it was weird that they were in the NFC West. And maybe their quarterback was Steve DeBerg? Or was that the Chiefs? Billy White Shoes Johnson. Was that them?

“Sarah:

If you mean Hammy, then co-signed.