I can’t imagine them being much worse than hot dog or mustard ice cream.

“They told me the chemo didn’t work. They’re going to have to do the mastectomy.”

It makes me wonder whether these men who are actually just pull-string toys who can only spout whatever aphorism they’ve seized onto for that season.

For anyone who might not get the reference.

I feel like this is the whirlwind Takeout reaped going all “is a hot dog sandwich?” content all the time. No one ever considered this awful permutation - what if the answer is yes, but it was a fucking ice cream sandwich?

Seems strange to double the hot dog flavor in the sweet cream. It should’ve been another condiment like caramelized onion sweet cream, or giardinera sweet cream, or sauerkraut sweet cream.

If he’d thrown 69 he could’ve signed as Gronk’s personal assistant. 

I assumed sideline to sideline for 84.6 yards, but yours is more likely and has a pretty graph. Kudos!

“Miller said, via the Associated Press. “Today he had a play-action, rolled out to the right and threw the ball from the opposite 20 to the opposite 15. Now, I don’t know how far that is.”

So was he making cacio a pepe?

If, in exchange for watching the Indians play for a World Series this year that ownership clearly had no interest in competing for, I get instead to suckle the schadenfreude of Bauer’s growing misery of being a Cincinnati Red, I’ll take it. 

Only if he can find a way to get suspended while suspended. 

Hog Has Beef with Skins. 

If I had the unimaginable misfortune of living in Buffalo and playing fantasy football, the one saving grace, if I hadn’t already killed myself, would be this year naming my team “Who’s the Babich now, Babiches?”

He should engineer a trade to the Pirates. 

As an Indians fan I will hope that Dyson gives up as many dingers as Blyleven did too. 

My vote is for Ron Mexico.

Well, not because the in-laws said so, but when the vet called her a “chunky monkey” she went on the expensive food. 

He was injured at the beginning of the season, but since he came back in June he has only improved on his stats from last year - lower WHIP, higher K/9. He and Shane Bieber have become the aces of the staff with Kluber still out and Bauer being very inconsistent all year, and the Indians turning it around from being…