It was retaliation by whatever chicken cabal is the Black Panthers to the Chick-Fil-A cows’ KKK.

Duke should just close its doors now. They have created the Dukie Apotheosis.

The only way this works:

I think this trade could be fascinating for what it does to Paul’s BBQ. He’s from the Carolina’s and playing for Wake Forest, so he’s already adept at pulled pork, vinegar and/or mustard sauces.

Thing I didn’t expect to be researching today - to see if there is any connection between the Norse creation cow Auðumbla and Odin’s steed Sleipnir and the earlier Hindu Uchchaihshravas. Thank you Cucumber Day!

I have to thank you. Not for the coke coke slushee, although that’s amazing. When I told my wife about the article, she asked if I’d ever seen cats getting brain freeze and just completely short circuiting. If you, like me, are one of what I have to imagine are the last few people to see this, enjoy:

This was a prototype of a robot umpire they built when Lou Piniella was still managing.

It’s a better deal than Walter Peck got. He only made it to EPA inspector.

Do you think they’re confused that Rusted Root doesn’t feature more trombones?

Watch me solve two problems at once. In his time away from camp Gordon teaches himself a split-finger fastball and a nasty slider. Meanwhile, whoever will be next season’s version of Craig Kimbrel learns how to hit a hole, pick up a blitz, and catch a swing pass. From May to October they hold out from football and…

I’m not saying Stroman is right. As a Cleveland fan, I really hope he doesn’t go to the Twins. The Twins have really highlighted the short-sightedness of Cleveland’s “ let’s assume the rest of the division never improves and spend just enough money to barely win” philosophy.

Hot here also, but hurricane may be on its way. 

I like the implication of the refutation: “The ‘like’ also implies that I would enjoy being traded to the Twins, which is something no rational person would, so...”

One time my wife and I were on our way back to LA from Vegas and it was especially hot and the traffic was especially stupid and we were getting more and more tired and grouchy and hadn’t talked to each other in over an hour when I pulled off the highway and into the first place I see, which turned out to be one of…

Exactly. It’s the most appropriately named food ever. 

Have you ever gone to blow your nose and accidentally swallowed it instead? Imagine doing that while drinking garlic butter. 

+1 Backbeat

The band so named because it is the only rational answer to the question, “Would you like to hear more?”

I used to think Josh Holloway was the only person who could pull off a Rockford reboot, but I could be sold me on David Harbour. With Murray as Angel. And Mrs. Driscoll as Rocky.