1) It came out

I see that in a discussion about Kickstarter failures we have left out the elephant in the room, so to speak. A certain elephant called Frequency...of the Feminist variety, if you understand my meaning. While I shall not name names, I think we all know of whom this dark Spectre of Unethicalness is.

I don't know what to think of the fact that you just announced to Kotaku's readership that you have a three-strikes policy regarding reviews that go against your personal opinion... That's a whole new level of I'm not even sure what.

GOOD JOURNALISM= REVIEW GIVES GOOD REVIEW TO GAME I LIKE.

So, "no, I have no idea what a review is", is what you're saying. Your understanding of "bitching" seems to be a bit shaky as well.

Yes, heaven forbid they point out all the glaring problems with the game.

Reviewer likes a game. "You are being paid by the publisher to say good things!!!!!! No integrity here at Kotaku!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" - Reviewer hates the game. "You are just jumping on the hate train, you are a biased piece of shit Kirk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!".

You're crazy and old fashioned.

The "hate train" was started by press who found the game questionable when they played it at conferences and expos.

Uh? It seems like a proper review to me. The ridiculous "hate train" focused on game length, but this barely mentions that point.

A game is bad, they report its bad, thats... a bad thing now?

So because he has an opinion differing from yours, that's an embarrassment? He pretty much backed up every reason why he dislikes the game. Perhaps you can provide reasons why you like it instead?

You haven't played the game.
They have played the game.
The game is getting mediocre reviews from most people

Or, and here's a crazy idea, maybe he just didn't like the game?

Have you played the game as you seem to have a pretty strong opinion on the product? I ask because last time I checked the game doesn't come out for another 16 or so hours...

Starbound is by a different team entirely, just shares the main artist from the first Terraria.

I think you are confused. The people at Chucklefish working on Starbound didn't put this out.

Giraffes don't eat meat so I feel like there's an argument to be made there

Just here to flaunt my lactase-having privilege

Rebuttal: as stated already, lactose intolerance prevalence differs based on ethnicity. Using Asians or Africans to dictate the diets of Northern Europeans (who are largely NOT lactose intolerant) ignores the diversity of human evolution and cultural development. Natural selection shaming, Jezebel? Do you know no…