I know, right? How do you wipe your butt?

Serious question, not skeeved out by the previous pussy that inhabited these thrift store bathing suits? To me this is like buying used undies. *furrows my brow thinking of stains*

She needed something dark up here to balance out that color - some eyebrows, lip color, more eyes. She just looks washed out and look at that scraggly hair! I love the dress, though.

I also wanted to add, none of the men who have fucked my obese self have cared if I shaved my pussy or didn't, if I showered before oral sex, if I wore makeup, if I ate a cheeseburger or not, if I farted, or ANYTHING. I have tried to cover my belly with a blanket many many times during sex, and all that does is take…

As an extremely self-conscious obese woman who ran scared out of the room during her first sexual encounter because she was so nervous, I'm tellin' you girl, just let it go. There are men who like every kind of woman out there, no matter their looks, size, smell, or anything you think may be unattractive about…

I love when my SO makes goofy faces or noises at me - they are not attractive in the conventional sense of the word but the fact that he is comfortable enough with me, and happy in his life, to take himself so unseriously.... SWOON.

As a Jayne, not really. :)

CAPSpacular, I am gloriously large-chested. Even though I have been professionally fitted for bras several times, they still end up digging in my back fat and making my breasts extremely humid. I enjoy a good wiggle-waggle in the breeze.

As a woman, the first thing I do when I enter the house is remove my bra. Though I understand the feminine draw of bras for men, there has to be a more comfortable feminine garment for them to choose. Granny panties?