This, THIS is what a normal, sane person is talking about when they're saying that a business can and sometimes should refuse someone service. The utterly insane assholes who start off treating the staff like slaves and go downhill from there. The POS who threatens their way into free stuff because they know a…

You'll see similar arguments against public employee unions all the time (or unions in general): Why should they make a living wage when I'm working a shitty job making minimum with no job guarantees?

THIS IS NOT A DRILL, PEOPLE! WE ARE AT DOUCHECON FIVE!

As though Mark Zuckerberg is obliged to tip you more than I am even if we receive the same service:...

Man, Snyder is a real indian giver.

Most third-string NFL quarterbacks don't come with an automatic third of your fanbase - generally the dumbest third - rabidly insisting he's a winner who deserves to start. Unlike Michael Sam, the guy actually brings locker room controversies with him just by virtue of the public persona he's spent a decade grooming.

When he's had a fair trial.

It was a fundraising event for cancer research. How do you feel about it now?

I feel confident saying this is the silliest, most unintentionally hilarious comment I will get on this post.

This is silly, of course you can overthink things.

Example: I ran hurdles through college. Hurdling involves a number of atypical body movements in a specific motion (lead leg kicked high with knee slightly bent, arm tucked in through body, lean forward, back leg curl in behind, begin pumping lead leg down before body…

You're right. Do you have kids? Also, he's not a baby. He's four.

I hope that poor boy was okay after his parents insisted on him eating that food even though it had gluten in it.

Counterpoint:

All companies everywhere should just pre-fire everyone, you know, in case they articulate an offensive thought at some point in the future.

Yoghurt and granola here! (The "h" makes me extra-elitist.)

"You really shouldn't call it a bowl if you aren't going to put soup in it!"

Ugh, some of these employees have so much attitude. If you're unwilling to do things just because they're logically impossible, maybe customer service isn't for you.