Oh, give me a break. It does not. I’m a season ticket holder, and the worst act of violence I saw? Dodgers fans tearing apart the “beat LA” t-shirts the Padres gave away.

No, the most memorable George W. Bush moment of September 11? Letting it happen in the first place.

Why don’t you just say that anything the Patriots do that every other team doesn’t do is now going to be viewed as “cheating” even if the rules allow it?

It was cool when he was able to get into smaller pants. Little did we know that he was going for the child’s sized ones.

The reason they haven’t adapted is because what works at the college level won’t work with the faster, stronger, and more athletic players at the NFL level.

Not quite. If you’re an engineering major, you’ve got the basic skills down to handle engineering as a profession. You can do the equivalent of making the reads that are needed at the NFL level and you also understand the terminology.

Because the league required them to. And because these guys don’t have the resources of a multi-millionaire quarterback, they couldn’t fight it.

Dur dur dur where was BELICHEAT? Dese guys got the idea after the unPatriots and Tom Brady cheated and got away with it.

You know, it’s okay to laugh at the ridiculous nature of the situation while still thinking, man, I hope that dude gets better.

It’s okay to laugh at the humorous part of the incident while thinking, man, I hope that guy is okay.

I’m not justifying what was done at all. I hope they get some serious punishment.

Makes me miss the Hunter Pence signs. Those were sicker burns.

Look, damn it, any landing you can walk away from is a good one.

You say that Ohio State will likely win the national championship again and yet the conference isn’t worth watching? Most of the teams suck but you’ve got that curve bending national championship contender in there it changes things.

Yes, nobody ever talks about Barry Bonds or Mark McGwire hitting homers. Nope, all anyone talks about is PEDs.

It would help your argument immensely if you knew that the game where there may or may not have been deliberate deflation of footballs was not the Super Bowl but the AFC Championship game.

Players gonna play, haters gonna hate, and second tier writers gonna write crap about Brady’s “legacy being tarnished.”

Too nice. I’d have given the wallet to a homeless guy. Then when the guy came back, I would look him in the eye and say “oh, you lost your wallet? Let’s check around here. Nope, nobody around here has your wallet.”

Not the Maryland I lived in.

They did better than some of the players. When they get called up, a lot of the El Paso players have a tendency to take a giant dump on the field.