Someone using a selfie stick gets struck by lightning?

Not only was it a hat trick, it was a natural hat trick. Which is very rare in hockey, where goals are scored more frequently than in soccer.

It is just me, or does Stonie look like he’s going to puke? Can’t say I blame him.

Uh huh huh, huh huh. You said beaver.

If your cat eats infected prey. Now, I don’t know about you, but letting an animal I’m responsible for go out and eat rats that even if they aren’t infected with that particular parasite probably have something else? No way in hell I let that happen.

This was pretty funny!

I don’t really care. It’s a douche move, but whatever. Now, on the other hand, if you take a baseball bat to another person’s vehicle, I do care because that shows me you’re not just a douche, but a person who thinks it’s cool to destroy someone else’s property. You’re now a criminal who needs to be punished.

I don’t know how things work in Canada, but I would definitely file in small claims court. I’d do it for the cost of the repairs and tack on as much as I could for things like time I spent getting the car fixed and any other damages I could get. Mr. Douchebag likely wouldn’t bother to show up in court. And then I’d…

All Brady should have to do is drop this down on the table.

You mean this clown I actually dealt with in my past life in luxury retail? Just as I’m ready to ring up and wrap up a customer, this woman, who just walked in, tells the guy “oh, you should buy her xyz item.”

It’s definitely a douchebag move to show up five minutes before any place closes, but if the doors ain’t closed yet, you’ve got to serve them. Trust me, my staff shoots glares of hate at me when someone orders a complicated drink that’s going to mess up the bar five minutes before we close, but they also know that’s…

Yeah, but you don’t basically inject sugar into your cat’s bloodstream. I’ve never understood the attraction of a frappe. It’s just, well, gross. Why don’t you just take the simple sugar syrup and inject it into your blood, it will be the same.

You’re kidding, right? I’ve never been to a Chinese restaurant that did. Looking at the menu for one of the places right now that’s located dead smack in the most touristy part of town. Nope, no wings or fries on it. And this is in a tourist area where Mexican restaurants with Mexican workers have to get fake ass…

As you said, you can’t keep from judging him for ordering wings and fries at a Chinese restaurant. Maybe he deserved to be tasered for that food crime. And he should have been tasered MORE if he had ranch with them.

Why do you use the plural when referring to a country and its national team like Brazil or Australia? I’ve typically seen them referred to in the singular.

“You see dere? Dat’s what happens when dem broads get authority.”

The wealthiest person I know sold his biotech company to a big pharma company for eight figures.

If you stop giving a crap about what people who you don’t know think about you, your life gets a whole lot easier. All of Gawker Media hates me and so do most of the people in the comments section? Yeah, well, I’m sure the homeless guy talking to himself does, too. And I don’t care.

How about fries in your burrito? Do not knock it until you’ve tried it.