Let me know when the Space Lancer comes out.

Which totally sets up the expectation to close things out with a trilogy.

Beetlejuice Beetlejuice Beetlejuice!

So Samsung is tired of beating around the bush with round Galaxy watches and now they’re making a full on Apple Watch knockoff. Got it.

I put as much stock in Technomic as I do Stacker, who just aggregates data from crowdsourced review sites like Yelp and TripAdvisor and sticks them into website impression generating ad-friendly slideshows.

Half of these places somehow mysteriously also appear in their favorite restaurants list for Millennials as well.

Exactly! And letting them put the onions, oil, vinegar, and spices automatically disqualifies it as a baseline to the others for flavor comparison. Makes me wonder how Jersey Mike’s would have fared without the onions that were the only negative mentioned in its review, not just once but twice!

Falcon 9? Other than the landing legs its stubby form factor looks more like a Blue Origin.

Hey, at least it’s only a software misspelling that can easily be corrected with an update and not something actually permanently printed or embossed onto the dash.

Do the UX’s crossover-ish aero and luxury accoutrements (and likely additional weight) really sap that much out of the mileage? Even with the biggest optional wheels Prius gets 10MPG more.

Oh and can’t forget about your Model Y which is a whopping 20" longer with a 10" bigger wheelbase. Absolutely no comparison.

Those are some mishmash comparisons — Golf I can get with since it’s about an inch variance in length and wheelbase but a Corolla hatch and Kona are half a foot longer, Crosstrek is over ten inches and the Corolla sedan is over a foot.

Meaning she couldn’t put it into a “launch mode” powering up both motors at the same time for full acceleration. It’s an on-demand AWD system, much like most other ICE AWD, only this one is RWD and activating a completely independent front electric motor instead of transferring varying amounts of power through the tran…

I’m gonna call it a grease spot. And it’s massive. Considering the sparseness of pepperoni placement and the fact that most of that oil slick doesn’t exude from the pepperoni half that’s just scary.

Yeah but popping out a flip phone to talk on the throne isn’t as thought provoking or entertaining.

Dem crazy Hollyweird people had land lines in their loos!

Hybrids, right? So why’s the lede photo a Niro EV?

Yeah, more like the VTOL of a lunar lander than a rocket.

“But the RS 457's coolest feature won’t be found in the engine or the suspension — it’s underneath the bike.

Sure Scaringe! Townhouse, no garage, no curbside parking, no public chargers in the development. Tell me again how I’m supposed to juice up on a regular basis AND afford your oversized EVs that are twice the cost of an already inflated average new car price?

Granted it was parade vehicle — likely never certified, authorized, or legal for travelling at highway speeds.