Look, even that Cowboys fan is smiling.

Here's a satellite image showing where the stadium will go:

Leaving Turner already?

As a child, I learned the importance of being very specific when I wrote a letter to John Kruk asking for a signed ball.

You miss 100% of the shots you don't take.

It's just inexplicable. I mean, how do you find the word to describe such a decision, or a poorly-executed move, or a terrible, difficult way for a game to end... while still maintaining a sense of humor about the whole thing? I mean, given all the stuff typed about this on Twitter, you'd think it would be easy—…

No snark, I think a lot of us are rooting for her and mental illness is no joke. As somebody who did everything in their power to make their 20's an embarrassment, I can identify with her to a degree. Speaking of degrees, the great thing about Applebee's is their Employee Moral Program, where paintball and kayaking…

Bang on. I opted for my major based on a professor who captivated me with stories of the 60's and 70's (RIP William McKercher) and continued on in my studies because I enjoyed it. Contemplated law school and went so far as to apply to numerous ones, only to realize that I'd rather take rips from a one-hitter and…

You can't be more misinformed sir! As a fellow Political Scientist, I'm called upon often to render my expertise on all manner of governmental issues facing our society.

He walked to the dugout with his head down like a puss. If he were a Schiano man, he probably would have done something exaggeratedly macho like eat raw game while assassinating Hitler's clone with his Leviathan-sized cock and then forget to buy his wife flowers for her stupid birthday.

I actually know one of the Texans' trainers and heard what happened. These three guys saw a homeless man out front of the hotel and were making fun of him. The guy had a sign asking for money and claiming that he had a bunch of illnesses, etc. Anyway, the problem apparently wasn't that they were mocking the poor…

OMG this is totally unrealistic. That boy on Michael's crotch is at least 18.

3YPR + YAC/2 - Rec(TOT4+3RPG) = You did not get the joke.

Fake. You can't slip a viral promo for The Bachelorette - New Jersey past me.

Can someone tell Leitch that when you have time to set up 287 fake facebook accounts, it's time to find a hobby.

He must be tired of the hookers.

In Unprecedented Occurrence, Huge Dick Seen At Lambeau Field

That would be ironic, don't you think?

Iowa State fans are going to be furious when they are alerted to this by wire tomorrow.