Sounds simple enough, but where would I find an expired passport?

Why not go to school somewhere they have a sound production program? I'm not saying a place like Full Sail, but I assume that at least one FBS school might have something that would allow him to pursue both dreams simultaneously.

Another left handed windmill, maybe the Wilpons think they can get in on ecoenergy biz

Man, I can't think of any other league that forces pink memorabilia down our throats while they allow terrible officiating. Not one Fucking League.

Dudes don't know what they were missing out on:

She may have gone to their mom's house to get facials but she went to their aunt's house to learn how to take facials

NFL teams are reportedly immediately looking at their potential as scatbacks.

Hear hear. I tried working through the Reuters and Boston.com feeds, but the coverage here was better organized and more even keeled.

I'm actually pretty impressed.

I always enjoyed Kenny's interviews with Floyd Mayweather.

Are we sure this isn't a Powerade commercial?

I think he's always been a cheeky monkey. It could be that he's more visible now, what with him appearing on podcasts and radio interviews getting posted online.

and thats just the kids! Ba-dum Psshhhhh

FIU basketball: It'll get in your asscrack!

Hi, friend! You're not going to believe this, but it's actually a play on words. You see, I'm saying he's going to tap LeBron's wealth, because he's an agent now. So, in this particular scenario, I'm speaking of LeBron as though he's an ass, and not of LeBron's ass itself, and Jay-Z is going to tap that ass for lots…

You had it pegged and I totally agreed - until the last sentence.

I've got his left nipple going all the way this year.

Oh man, expect Marty to stumble through some stupid technical excuse that only a bunch of virginal nerds will understand in his upcoming press conference, Magid: The Blathering.

It's not the first time an Elvis failed to move when it was time to shit or get off the pot.

A bit of a cheap shot, a dash of frontier justice...The Mars Volta's breakup was not amicable at all.