Jalopnik Doesn't Understand What Journalism Is

No love for Harley Earl?

I always found the later Fieros very nice looking. Some of the better looking cars to come out of the 80s

That's nasty.

That's no fun in the shower.

Every morning before work and sometimes in the evening too if it was a rough day. I don't wash my hair every day though.

I actually was referred to tinder by a chick I was sleeping with who recommended we use it to find another woman for three ways. She proceeded to tell me how great it was and how much success she'd had using it. Which isn't actually a turn on for me. I was actually so turned off I didn't stick around for the…

For my 1/1 Viper, I'd like it to look sexactly like a ~97 GTS, but with the new and improved ride, handling, quality, performance, interior, et cetera. Make it blue with white stripes and give me a black interior with blue accents and white stitching.

Also, it might be special to the guy who ordered it because they PERFECTLY matched the paint to his firstborn's most impressive diarrhea diaper, but on the used market the odds of that appealing to someone willing to pay top dollar are pretty slim.

You can get a Volvo FH16 that makes 750hp and 2,300 ft/lbs and weighs half the Hellcat, why would you consider the Hellcat?

Why so little torque?

I really like that they're continuing the tradition of beating up on the Europeans with a pickup truck powered supercar.

So Acura is getting back to it's roots and making really boring copies of high end European cars..? It worked for them 20 years ago.

he got even in the end

No, to his core he was a statist. The abolitionist side was just a tool to cement his power.

Lincoln didn't end it, he just re-branded it. With FDR reaffirming it.

FINALLY someone else taking up the torch so I don't have to! Lincoln didn't end slavery, he re-branded it.

My dad's Cadillac has them

I feel that way everyone brings up brown diesel wagons. And I like wagons. But brown diesel? Nope. The ultimate hipster. Come up with something so awful nobody likes it, that way you were into it first.