Are you fucking—...

“LOOK WHAT YOU MADE ME DO!” while the child’s broken and bleeding on the ground.

“I have been physically abused, and I believe all of this is emotional abuse. Ariel should ask herself, ‘has Ariel ever raised a hand to her mother? Has Ariel ever done anything she’s ashamed of to her mother?’”

When asked for comment Carly giggled. It sounded like twinkling little bells. Suddenly the reporters forgot what they were asking, and inexplicably began to think of their happiest memory of childhood. It felt like something was in there with them, something in their heads. Someone. Then they felt the memory being…

THANK GOD

Him and Ken Marino, its eerie.

He definitely has a painting of himself up in an attic somewhere that ages while he stays the same.

It’ll be difficult to believe this is set ten years after the original, because Paul Rudd hasn’t aged a day since then.

I have had a crush on him and Ken Marino since roughly 1994. The State RULES!

SAME <3

my crush on baby michael showalter knows no bounds

me, re: this cast, show

The surprise guest appearance of Chris Pine in First Day of Camp made me ugly laugh.

Small update, I have ate all the pez. I am not sure what to do with my life now.

I wish it was called Weiner Gone Wild.

So this movie would be “Wag the Hot Dog?”

Thank you!

(I’m feeling like I had a lot of feelings about this and I’m trying to get them organized in the right way, so this might not make a whole lot of sense. And as a white lady, I might misstep, please don’t yell at me, I’m trying.)(I’m super grey anyway, so most of y’all probably won’t even see this!)