I suspect he’s great in the sack too. He seems like a lot of fun.

It’s nifty.

Jack Black is great.
A lot bag on him just cuz he’s pudgy, but the dude’s funny as hell and can *totally* sing.

Her plan to call “Berry and Stevie and Smokey”

Mommas don’t let your babies play football as babies, either. This case is important because it shows that it’s not necessarily a long career in the NFL that does it — the damage done when playing peewee, high school, and college count, but no one talks about it. Scary shit.

And for most of existence, women haven’t had the privilege of not showing up. No matter how sick or busy, they couldn’t stop mothering. Women have been working around the clock, rain or snow or plague or shine, for millenia.

More snow then, please

Honestly, I think it’s because as a female you are worried you’ll be judged if you don’t show up. Dudes just take for granted that they can stay home when they are sick, their kid is sick, or it’s dangerous to travel.

I used to live in the same town as them, and before the divorce was announced, my friend was at a club, and there was jon, hitting on anything in a skirt. She was so creeped out by how he was acting she left.

Best title reappropriation EVER. All the fist bumps.

I bet they have a pickpocket monkey living in their crawspace. That seems the most logical explanation to me.

I met a guy at a party recently. He kept striking up a conversation with me even though it was clear (to me) that I wasn’t interested. At first, he said “wow - you’re a tough nut to crack!”, then “you seem so reserved - it must be difficult to get to know you, but I want to try! Say, Tuesday night?” (I said no). A…

EXACTLY! I’m not leading you on, being coy, or playing hard to get. I’m Afraid!!

“Why can’t women just be direct and honest if they don’t want to go out with you?!”

I think you’re right. The eyebrows are wrong.

You’re onto something! If I was squinting from afar I might think it was him.

God dammit YOU ARE SO SMART

Even I knew that guy wasn’t Bradley cooper. He looks nothing like Ryan Reynolds.