I could be wrong, but I think this is the crasher. I went to IG and searched #bradleycooper counting on the fact that if someone “met” him they’d gloat.

yyayaayayayayyayay!

“Coming down too fast” doesn’t seem like an excuse. We Finns can handle 30+ inches of snow for days on end without closing down a single road or airport for even a minute.

I’d be mad if I paid for first class and got moved to coach too.

People talk so much trash about SNL, and I get that they’re not always 100%, but they’ve got a pretty great cast IMO at the moment and the ladies in particular are crushing it

Aidy is a gem

you go, lil’ Aidy!

There should be a special state law that says if you make a delivery guy deliver without tipping him in the middle of a storm, he should legally be able to throw you down the stairs. The higher up you live, the more steps he gets to use.

“I made a joke about dating, and then AMY made a joke about dating!! THEN I made a joke about boobs, and of course Amy went and made a boob-joke too! Then I did this whole bit where it would be surprising that I was being crass because I am a girl, you know? Guess what! AMY went and did that too! And Amy NEVER steals…

I don’t have authorship privileges on Jezebel, so I wouldn’t be able to file it under anything.

Any jury would acquit you. Self-defense, no question.

She’ll be analyzing game films, which is a pretty important job. It’s not like they made up the title just for her.

I'm pretty much allergic to sports, but now I have an answer if someone asks me what my favorite team is

Correct me if I’m wrong, but don’t Will and Jada also have production companies? Maybe they should put some money into this issue instead of just boycotting the Oscars. I mean, wasn’t Clooney just crucified around here for just talking and not doing?

I wish I could have little hens in my (non-existant) backyard! I wouldn’t eat them, only love them <3

For some reason*, when I read the headline I was thinking some British teens made instagram accounts for the characters and I was like “omg I want to follow Blair on IG!” Really disappointed to find out this is not the case.

I’ll never forget when I was dating this man three years ago and one day he proceeded to get strangely aggressive toward me and controlling. I looked him in the eye, tried my best not to look scared and proceeded as normal with cooking, and he backed off of his “weird mood.” But I felt like I escaped something. Then…

Yes, but that’s not really the point. Her friend was killed because of her ex boyfriend's anger towards her decision to break off the relationship. This is a fear women face while dealing with controlling significant others. It is an unfortunately reality that we have to deal with.