Isn't that the same fake baby from American Sniper?

This makes me so uncomfortable.

White people names.

She was originally going to go with Summer Eve, but decided that would be too douchey...

Looks like a case of obscene retouching.

Shapeshifting Illuminati Lizardlings don't assume human form properly till almost six months or so. That's just the skinsuit shifting.

that's not what I'm saying, and your poor understanding of our critiques are not helping yourself here. oh well; not my reputation.

the fact is he has abused this dolphin and it is not explicitly stated in the article that animals cannot give consent. those are two points so important that the rest of the article and context is irrelevant without them. sorry. I understand it is hard for him to talk about being abused, but that doesn't give him the…

Oh, and would you look at that. I certainly hope you got a fair amount of followers for your hard-hitting piece.

maybe not laughs, but this is sickening. you don't question his idea of "consent" at all. the dolphin did not give consent, full stop. what if this was a human woman we were talking about? would you still be as open to the idea? because it is functionally the same.

It seems that you wanted to snag an interview on a provocative subject matter for Jezebel and pulled your punches with him to secure it and to get his permission to run it. That's exactly what it seems like to me.

I'm sorry, this man obviously has many, many troubles but he abused an animal. It's being played for laughs and shock value but that's what happened and I wish those who report on this story would stop dancing around that fact. This isn't too far from young kids who are physically or sexually abused in the home who…

Very, very well said. I just want to thank the guy and tell him that he (and his protege Colbert as well) had the amazing quality of not only doing everything you said, but also making you feel like you'd love to be friends with the guy. He just exudes kindness, decency, and integrity on top of epic talent.

This really is a sad day. I am 22 years old and I have been more or less watching it for all 17 years. My parents have absolutely loved The Daily Show since its inception and I would hear them laughing constantly so that is what drew me to it. Obviously I was a kid and didn't understand 80% of the jokes but I laughed…

The real question now is: How can he one-up Colbert's goodbye?

We're so much better for having had the opportunity to watch Jon for all of these years. I remember sneaking into the football film room to watch Daily Show re-runs in junior high and high school, staying up every night in college to watch it, and now watching it with a family.

Jon Stewart always gave me a way to work through the anger and frustration and ridiculousness and wrongdoings of politics and people. Whatever awful thing had happened, you could watch him and even though the problem didn't get better, you at least could work through it and just go "Ya, somebody fucking gets it." And…

"Those of us at the live taping were shocked when he announced his resignation."

I missed the Nia/Avery/Johnny fight (I stopped watching) but this season is just insanely awful. The people are just horrible, awful people. Not interesting at all.