Which is why it's Igloo's favorite pizza.

Related: Papa John's serves really shitty pizza and their CEO is a douche-bag.

So going around trashing another artist to make your point is "respecting artistry"?? Ok Kanye. Sit the fuck down.

I won first prize in the 3rd grade "Reflections" arts contest for a really nice pastel sketch I did of my mom's Christmas cactus. Should I....send that ribbon onto Beyonce out of respect for art? Or do I get to keep it?

Ummm, dude. That Supremacy Clause?? Yeah....

Kind of reminds of when I went on a cruise that visited Belize. We went on a tour when that was our day in port, and saw how insanely poor Belize was. People had houses with three walls and a roof, made of cardboard, milk crates and pop cans. One thing the poor people in Belize did take pride in, though, was their…

Hershey exec logic: If we don't let them taste the other chocolate, they won't know ours is akin to eating wax.

They also stripped his pants off and told him that he would be "sold into sex slavery."

I can't believe the ONE time an author gets unprecedented creative control over a film adaptation, it's fucking E.L James and 50 Shades of Grey.

Let's be fair: Stephanie Meyer should get some of the blame for the books as well.

See, I'm on the opposite end of things here.

I thought they have statements from four other officers at the scene that said he had them raised?

I hate the way he tries to make his point of view reasonable.

This whole bigots-insinuating-I'm-a-bigot-because-I-don't-approve-of-their-bigotry thing is getting SO TIRED. Get a new angle.

But does he have enough gay friends to fill a binder?

Told her, "I have a place I would like to take you where I hung your grandpa."

The headline loaded first and when the picture popped up I was like "well, that's exactly what I expected him to look like." Sometimes stereotypes are mind-blowingly accurate.