I saw a tweet probably 8 hours ago that said the rapper (pastor?) Ma$e went from 1.2 mil down to 300,000 and deleted his account and was confused as to what happened. Now it makes sense and I am rolling.

Ashlee Simpson: The "and guest" of her own life.

I'll tell you what, boys: if you can find something to wear other than a grubby t-shirt and jeans, shave once in awhile, spend as much time on your hair and skin in the morning as women do, and learn how to make eyes at me across the room, I'll ask you out and pay for your dinner. Of course, I reserve the right to…

Difference is Sony Pictures is run by wealthy cis males, not vagina-having, male gamer hating wimmins. Obvs it's a much bigger deal when wealthy cis males get threatened.

I loved that you held your kid out to him and told him to do something about her. Mad respect.

Pfft, I am on the mother's side here.

"We regret that a mistake was made in making sure the student was in possession of his cane when he boarded the bus Monday evening," wrote Gracemor on their Facebook page

I actually don't mind when I hear people say "What about black-on-black violence" or "What about teenage pregnancy" because it lets me know immediately that they are ignorant fuckweasels, so I no longer have to waste my time speaking to them.

This is one of the infuriating aspects of the Black Lives Matter conversation, how quickly conservatives / many white Americans try to change the subject. "What about black men murdering black men? What about teenage pregnancy? Hey, ALL lives matter." Cool story bro, that's the not the subject at hand, and it is…

Nope.

Because no white girl EVER got pregnant as a teenager, AMIRIGHT???

Oh man, do I LOVE when Jez tackles ladies in history. Thank you for this Kelly!!!

I mean, the movie is probably crap, but it's pretty nuts to imagine that Sony was so willing to pull the rug out from under a release due to anonymous threats.

I think it's stupid as fuck to pull it from the theaters! I'm with the stars on this one. Sony should just release it online for anyone and everyone to watch at this point.

Yes to all of these things. Yes yes yes.

Every time I see her, I sing that. Jean-Ralphio makes my life a better place.

I wish people worshiped her like I do. Obvious Child was life GAMECHANGER. She's also pretty sexy, I feel like people don't give her credit for that. AMIRITE?

Oh hey, I finally saw Obvious Child last weekend. That movie's pretty damn great and she's a delight in it. (Also, I am enjoying this world I'm in now where Gabby Hoffman is having a great year in things like this and Veronica Mars.)

I love Jenny Slate and everything she does.