I spent most of the appointment asking if I needed his permission to do things. "Put this gown on," was followed by, "Should I call my husband first?"

"Give me your arm so I can draw blood/take your blood pressure." Did I need to call him first?

"Put your feet in the stirrups." Did I need to call my husband?

The point…

Did you tell them to fuck off?

I recently got a Mirena, and although they had no law backing them, the healthcare providers heavily insinuated I needed my husband's verbal consent to have it inserted. "It's important to consult both parties on decisions that will effect both of them."

Note that they didn't ask if we'd discussed it - they just…

Aside from this being dumb bullshit- why couldn't the pregnant woman being approached with this permission slip just say,"Aww, aren't you cute- but, this baby's not yours". This law isn't happening, but if it did, couldn't you get any man to sign this crap? I can't even figure out how he seriously came up with this…

Did the woman provide written consent for the man to ejaculate in the first place?

I think what helicopter mommy was demanding a re-shoot of was Trebek's statement made at the opening of the following episode (taped with the losing girl sitting in the audience):

Oh poor Erin. She was the one who Bill Cosby gave the National Inquirer a story about her drug addiction. I hope she found some peace in the years since.

Yeah, one of his daughter's owned some boutique in NYC and she was interviewed about it and freely stated she does not identify with black people because she's soooo wealthy.

So is this the daughter who stated she doesn't identify with black people because she went to a prep school and is rich or is this the daughter who was raped by Mike Tyson and Bill and Camille forced her not to report it to police?

"Just sayin" -Evin Cosby

Sporadic use of all caps+Poor spacing after periods+Inordinate use of adverbs=Denial

I don't understand why the Cosby family is just now mounting a too-little, too-late defense. Were they cool with 25 allegations but that 26th was just too much of an affront to stomach?

Whoopi, I have admired you since I was way, way too young to be watching your HBO special. Don't do us like this.

Whoopi and Bette Midler are both traveling on warp speed from people I love to people I don't even recognize any more. What happened to y'all?!!?

We all miss Maury Compson on here, but he is still doing the lord's work:

I love that this dude blames his actions and unlikability on being on the autism spectrum. Plenty of people on the spectrum are perfectly wonderful. You're just a fuckhead, bro.

If it's from a screenwriter trying to get heard, yeah it's usually quite polished. If it's from a "name" (think Joe Ezterhas back in the day, or Orci/Kurtzmann today) it might as well be a coke monologue on a cocktail napkin.

To: Sony Corporation

Is this writing style typical of the treatments you've seen? With all the run-on sentences and a narrative voice that randomly switches among past, present and future tenses, this example makes me wonder if they teach actual writing in screenwriting classes.