Because blood is thicker than water? And that’s because oil and water don’t mix because oil once cheated on water with olives.

I bet DW retires and Jr. slots right in there..

Jalopnik, surprised that tire explodes when over inflated.

The driver is really sad. He was fondu that truck.

The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and weak

“What were you thinking? You could have been robbed!”

I don’t know if we’ve even got Chipotle here in Canada. At least I’ve never seen one.

Could be worse, they could’ve changed the lyrics to a jingle from an unrelated product to make it relevant.

0-60: yes

Only with an evil leno and powell antagonist team

My pit bull already ate all the neighborhood kids, how am I supposed to feed him?

The exact reason I went for a non standard plate, no county sticker!

That stretch of 69 under construction around Bloomington is filthy with them.

I think 1 fire on a sub probably is enough.

Good to know I wasn’t the only one wondering about that. Here are my theories (all of them are terrible):

Why is that woman nursing a hot water bag?

Good luck getting this out of your head

I happen to agree with you. Additionally, I love the engine in the classic Mustang. It made the Ford freaks lose their collective minds.

Thanks. Now I can’t get that tune out of my head!

Already setting up CoPart to wait look for these lol