Drowning Mona and the Yugos - which the movie is definitely not about.

Roadhouse. Dalton has a gorgeous Mercedes 560SEC, then gets a ‘65 Riviera. Of course the douchebag of the movie, Wesley, has a Foxbody Mustang. And then there’s the best vehicle of all, Bigfoot.

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BUNDY BOUNCE

Requisite

All said and done, Trump’s presence didn’t change one mind or net him one vote. I can say with some confidence that increase in ratings (which, thanks to karma and poor scheduling choices, NASCAR couldn’t capitalize on) was from people who were already fans of Trump.

I’m no fan of the president, but this situation generates zero outrage from me. Or even concern. 

I’m from the same area as Newman, so this really hit hard. That was the worst crash I’ve seen since Austin Dillon hit the fence in ‘13. I’m sure he’ll pull through though.

Why even spin off, just call it FF10 or whatever and just focus on the females. Have the men as the background or the ones that need saving. So Dom gets picked up by whatever terrorist or governmental group since its gotten insane now and the women go and rescue him. 

I have that in hard copy floating around in storage someplace.

I am sure it will be like this

Had an opportunity to tour the USS George Washington when it docked in Hong Kong in around 2011. It was one of the most awe-inspiring things I’ve ever seen. Also, they had fried mozzarella sticks and Miller Lite available in the buffet spread.  I quietly wept with patriotic pride for 10 minutes straight.  

Sometimes I just like to go to Chili’s for those honey chipotle chicken strips and some margaritas. 

What amazes me most is her longevity. Most gymnasts get 1 Olympics and a handful of World Championships to be dominant. She kicked ass in Rio and just got better.  Can’t wait to see her dominate in Tokyo next year