Everyone: Video is super important to media consumers. It pretty much matters more than anything! Use more videos and make them easy to play on your website.

Much better. Thanks.

Lifetime contacts wearer here: this is some bullshit scaremongering. Contacts are way less twitchy and way easier to deal with than everyone wants you to think. Here’s my experience. I’m pretty sure I’m statistically average here, because y’know, that’s what average means.

Something tells me they won’t cover my mortgage when I follow their guideline and get fired because I haven’t slept in two months.

“C Biscuit Stables,” company sounds like horseshit to me.

I think this might be the first horseman.

He lived on a boat in “Miami Vice.”

Well, he sold one last year ... And then bought three more. I'm going to give David the benefit of the doubt and say he's learned some lessons in the last year though ... I think.

Honestly with how bad the love bug swarm was this year, the fact they were just in the ketchup packets and straws should be considered a win.

Wow, the dealership took responsibility. I did not see that coming.

And yet when I had customers complaining of sudden searing stomach pain after eating, it was all “e-coli” this and “massive fine” that…

Actually the switch panel is in the correct orientation. The rest of the car is backwards.

Is that a Dachsund 240Z?

But does it have a pup holder?

How dare you not mention Fat Matt’s.

Some men are Baptists, others Catholics…my father was an Oldsmobile man.

Gotta patch up the ozone layer over Lake Michigan with a tapestry of obscenity...

“That son of a bitch would freeze up in the middle of the summer on the equator."