*Hammond voice* No, it’s a Porsche.

This just looks like the bad guy of the week’s car on an episode of Miami Vice.

not a jag engine

40mph might be ok for ohio or indianna, where there’s towns every 10 miles or so. but wait till you get to kansas.

Your olde-timey internet game is straight ballin for this. +1 Stuntarz

Filed under things that will not happen to David Tracy on his trip to Moab.

I always wondered what happened to this crew. And now I know the rest of the story:

Patrick... Come on... You’ve never had to pull such a trick before??

Can’t we put a paws on silly April Fool’s articles and have a nice relaxing Caturday right meow?

Since these things looks a little like the starwars droid running around the halls of imperial ships, I choose to think that all those droids were busy delivering pizza to various troopers and officials.

It’s the best part about having to buy new tires

Tires are too expensive.

and that said, I expect we will hear from some diehard Jeep fans about how this new version is a total abomination because _________.

How many of his cars are named George too?

Top Tip: Death threats could land you in jail.

And then someone will put on a CAI because it makes so much more horsepower. Those silly engineers clearly didnt know what they were doing.

Wait, you’re saying my baby momma and I both don’t need a wheelbarrel each to carry a distributor cap? Crazy talk.

What cracks me up are the couples there on a Sunday afternoon after church. What exactly is your plan wearing dress shoes and not carrying any tools? And, how did you get your wife/gf to come with you? And also, why?

He LAUNCHED a Coupe DeVille in the very first episode. Like PROPER hang time launch too.

I didn’t know that Fleshlight made a convertible! (or any car for that matter...)