May we please have more reporting as imagined retellings? This was a treat.

Y’all - I saw her in Vegas a few years ago. Not like at an appearance or anything but just walking through the casino floor at like 3am. And by walking through I mean the most ridiculous hip-thrust-lean-back-intentional-resting-bitch-face-but-please-look-at-me walk with no less than a 20 person entourage. It was the…

This is the way the world ends

Paris is Burning, Man.

is she DJing?

Paris loves to be creative

I kind of love her. I kind of love that she hasn’t gotten married yet and is headed towards spinsterdom (I mean she’s a 35 year old heiress, they’re usually married off by now!).

At long last: RIP, Burning Man.

Semi-nudity is a Burning Man staple, from what I understand.

Maybe Trump will use it to get there in his latest attempt to restart his campaign?

Argh!! I never get here early enough for SNS!!! But....BUT! I had to post this.

I need to share a pet peeve. A literal one. We have survived a catastrophic flooding event in my area. Thank goodness that my home did not flood, and my pets were not displaced. But so many people have been flooded out. For some, their pets escaped out of their yards once the bad weather began. Others were separated…

Oh, September will be hot as hell here too, but the summer holiday vibe will be gone.

Clearly you don’t live in Houston.

Yay! SNS!

THEY DID?!? Mark Kirk is one of the saner Republicans out there, but that’s just weird.

Tammy Duckworth is awesome. I will never forgive the Human Rights Campaign for endorsing Mark Kirk.

How dare you! I was forced to watch a shit show as a young child and you’ve just triggered a world of shit for me.

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Imagine the same policy told to the delicate flowers of Oberlin...