I mean... I have kids (2 girls and one mystery baby currently gestating) and my cat went missing for a few hours on Wednesday and I went full Joyce Byers over it.

May I suggest breaking up the 3 way with Chip and Joanna and consider a relationship with Nicole Curtis? She does amazing things with old houses in Detroit and Minneapolis, drives a cool Chevy truck and loves dogs.

I wonder if I can bring my carrion in my carry-on?

I only see them as kitschy tripping hazards (I’m more of a flamingo person), but who knows.

Their social media team must not spend much time on social media. Rookie mistake.

I find if you pull out a perfectly packed magic plastic baggy full of your toiletries, pull out your laptop, take off your shoes, and otherwise act like you understand the whims, they will overlook anything else you want to leave in your carryon.

Lying assholes, I had to throw a garden gnome away several christmases ago because TSA claimed it could be used as a weapon, and it was too late to check the bag.

Princess Carolyn is a pink cat, not a purple one #FangirlNitpick

Isn’t it seeming increasingly probable that the theory that Trump is just trying to help the Dems/ Clintons and implode the GOP is true? We cannot ever forget that the Trumps and Clintons were friends and fellow Democrats at one time, and that Bill (defended over and over again by Trump back in the day) reportedly…

And everyone laughed at Rainn Wilson for suggesting this is all pointless gluttony.

Maxi dresses (to me) are like a unicorn: it is damn near impossible to find the right one, with the right material, in the right cut for your specific body type—but when you do, you lock that shit down tight because the second you look away it’ll be gone forever.

The dress. The man shoes. This is a woman I’d find stumbling around confusedly in my back yard.

Hospitalcore.

Were you not here for the maxi dress article fiasco?

I look like bad babe witch and who lives in a picturesque beach cabin on a lake and youll have to wait to take my maxi dresses from my cold dead body because it’s my look for life. Fuck legs, twirling around FOREVER.

Same. I only wear tunics/dresses of this shape with leggings. Also, I only wear black. It is so easy to get up in the morning and go through my routine. Plus, I am always comfortable and nobody really in area dresses like this aesthetic so I always look a little chic, odd and restrained at the same time. It’s great!

Please tell me the rules on what each age group should wear!

This is what they make you wear in Russian prison.

This has been the go-to look for women of a certain age and class in Cambridge, MA for decades. Very Eileen Fisher.

It looks like someone got lazy and sewed two rectangles together.