TomServosMistress
TomServosMistress
TomServosMistress

Wish I could give you more stars for the phrase “all the colors of the shame rainbow,” which I am totally stealing, and that brilliant Christian Slater story, which is so awesome, it just has to be true!

My gym has a strict no cell phone use in the locker room rule precisely for this reason. But maybe those rules don't apply to hawt models?

Word. Also when he took young hacker to the amusement park lair, I had a flashback to “Pump Up the Volume,” the illegal radio station bunker.

I would def go coug for him.

I watched the first episode only to confirm Christian Slater is as hot today as he was in the 90s. And then I got hooked on the plot.

I am home now and here is my party report. I looked fucking amazing, better than the other girls. He came late and came up to me and a friend and sat down with us. Oh one detail I left out is we work for the same company but in different offices. So he told my friend we work together, and later told others the same.

Thanks! I hope everyone else thinks I look fabulous too!

Thanks! Will do!

Hope so! I appreciate the pep talk! I’ll make a report later if anyone is interested.

I am OK with shallow. I have a new outfit, did my makeup and hair perfect. I am wearing a long skirt and tank top, and I have an exit strategy: meeting up with friends at a festival later. The rest of the gals will be dressed for camping.

Thanks. I needed that. Also I am not drinking a drop because I need to have my wits about me.

Not sure anyone will see me down in the grays but I am feeling anxiety about a party ai am going to tonight for a singles group. I’ve known all he members for several months and hung out with them and I have a feeling this party, at a campground. Will get wild tonight.

It has eyes!

Pale skin here, with visible veins in my arms. Only time it comes in handy is for a blood draw at the doctor’s office. I hate needles and am the biggest baby so at least I am ensured the nurse gets it right on the first try. In fact, even when I am not there for a blood draw, every nurse comments that I “have good

Hilarious and brilliant. Tho I was expecting “Subeway Jared” on the list, undateable for obvs reasons.

Hilarious! That’s exactly what I thought when I saw the sign. Did the paper visit the hotel-sign graveyard in Vegas and just grab a castoff?

While fully stressed out in grad school, I went through a short period of laxative abuse for the same reasons you mentioned, plus stress and idk a need to feel in control of something. That all ended rather quickly when dehydrated, I passed out while in line at the post office. There was nothing more mortifying.

I lurve House Hunters and HGTV shows in general. I found they are the best to watch at the gym while on the cardio machines and least likely to show pics of food on commercials.

Good luck and let us know how it goes!