Single is the new bitter. Trust me, I feel your pain.

Oh, there’s that. I should know better. Most American lit profs would pick Hemmingway or Faulkner. Fitzgerald is too easy.

Following you , because you obviously have impeccable taste. Wish there was a way to clone Eddie. I could get lost in that hair.

Wow. That many English lit professors, huh? I alway imagined I'd be married to a lit professor. Or architect. Sigh. No such luck. What site are you on?

Are you me? Long hair on men is my jam. I joked with a friend that instead of that Barbie styling head, I wanted a Ken head with long hair. That looks like Eddie Vedder. With the same texture hair as Eddie. Is that too much to ask? Because I’d settle for a Capt. Jack Sparrow styling head.

I thought of this clip when I saw asuck’s comment. Best.video.Profile.ever.

I have an ample chest and all sports bras must hook. When I am sports-bra shopping I see the pull-over-your-head bras in big chested sizes and imagine the contortion I’d have to do to get that thing in place. I love doing yoga, just not doing yoga while attempting to put on a bra.

Yeah. I guess image advertising went down the tubes when publishing hit hard times. Noting conveys a message better than bright yellow type!

Right? That is pretty much a daily occurrence in my world. Usually copy can be cut no problem, but when I have iPod take out a gorgeous photo? My heart breaks. And don't get me started on the hideous design of some of our ads. Because we are affiliated with a newspaper, we sometimes piggyback on their advertisers and…

Yup. A designer’s nightmare! To the reader it looks like there is no rhyme or reason to the layout but all we care about these days is revenue, so whatevs. At least our content is still client-produced or freelanced, rather than “sponsored.” In a previous role, I had to edit sponsored content and that was very painful…

Pretty much. Oh, how times have changed. I remember back in the day when I was a newspaper editor, the newsroom called all the shots and ad reps were not even allowed on the newsroom floor. If they did manage to pitch stories about their advertisers, they were often shot down for not being “relevant.”

So glad we found each other!

Why, indeed? And who is paying for all that surgery?

I feel compelled to share this Instagram photo, which I posted on another thread but will not be seen in the gray abyss. She does not even look human any more. Is it the Instagram filter or the real shape of her head?

In a bit of drunken capriciousness, I followed Peter, Flat Iron Tom and Schenna because I thought they would be the most entertaining. This photo popped up on Schenna’s feed. She has taken the alien Bratz doll look a step too far IMHO.

Based on your username, I must know more about you! Are we twins separated at birth?

As Jax’s “look” continues to evolve, I finally realize who he is starting to resemble:

Now I want to go back and watch that short! It was hilarious!

As a huge MST3K fan, I couldn’t imagine watching that short without a rifftrack.

I also loved when MST3K tackled similar 50s era dating, grooming and family shorts.