He also killed the guy that killed Hitler! 

Say what you want about Hitler, but at least he killed Hitler.

3rd Gear: Elon Musk uses his social media like a fourteen year old edge lord and I hate it so god damn much.

Eastwood’s Gran Torino in “Gran Torino.” Because it would have been pretty stupid for him to drive a Monte Carlo in a movie called “Gran Torino.”

Steve Urkel and his Isetta

I too feel on fire when I have too much Cayenne

Around here we had a polite version of the soup nazi, small BBQ place where you could get ribs or ribs, that was the menu, try to order something else and your heart was politely blessed (invoked with the “you are a fucking idiot” intonation). There are many things I dislike about living in the South but damn there is…

I’m just impressed that David turned being that weird old guy down the road whose yard is full of car parts and who is always covered in oil into a career.

I’m pretty sure the correct answer is “...Lambo...”.

Honestly I see those as a failure point that doesn’t need to exist. Mirrors are a nice, simple solution that can be replaced cheaply. 

I read somewhere that “military grade” means it was made by the lowest possible bid

The Lunar Roving Vehicle (aka Moon Buggy). Just because you can drive on another celestial body does not mean you’re the best off roader!

I feel like my Bolt has just the right amount of hard controls. Do wish for a fire suppressor button though :)

Which isn’t going to budge either.  Sounds like a passenger was just being dramatic.

Avast! Ye scurvy dogs! Prepare to be boarded. Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

My thoughts exactly. Move the decimal place one to the left and I would absolutely rock this thing.

Nigerian princes..... that’s who they are funding.

Last I heard it was abandoned due to being in unlivable condition.

I hear it’s in favor, or against, some guy named Brandon. Still unclear which one, or who Brandon even is. 

USAA pays for my tows, reimbursed me for my rental while my car was repaired. Good insurance also counters AAA or similar things.