Hey way a minute, the truckers are protesting in the US, Canada, and many EU countries (ie. France and Belgium). All of them are part of NATO. The organization that Russian has a lot of beef with recently due to the Ukraine. Coincidence? Maybe? But you know how Russia likes to operate, so maybe not. 

New Zealand Stewart Island separatists, well duh. Who else would it be?

Sealand? All that money’s gotta end at Sealand. They need those 40mm cannons to fight off the British.

Autocorrect and a lack of editorial staff strike again.

providence (noun)

“Hertz!  Puts you in the hot seat!”

Wait, didn't GM do that with a certain brand in the 2000s? And then it bombed so hard they killed that brand till very recently?

Remember, it’s a deduction when you can take it.

Wasn’t a Seinfeld fan but they nailed some of the mundane frustrations of life.

obligatory

*Five Hundred

“I would prefer that you die rather than bang”

That may change when back seat space is more of a concern.

This might be the worst Morning Shift of all time; seriously every gear is a hare-brained take except maybe 2nd.

I had this exact truck for a while in high school. It had orange pipe bumpers and wasn’t even registered. I drove it around the back waters of Southern Illinois and had a ball in it.  I even found out that it could float (for a little while anyway).  Awesome little truck

I New England letting America create its own version of English would only lead to problems.

Erin, Idaho who taught you spelling, so Alaska once more to get this one right.

Jalopnik says sorry for not being more Pacific.

I does a significantly higher volume of cargo planes than passenger. We used to hang out and get high at the end of the main runway and it was mostly Purolator and Fedex planes

There was a similar fuck up on Jeopardy! recently.  No points were awarded.