Entered into evidence, wedding pics of Mr. Smith and spouse holding a knife and cutting a cake. Obviously of low moral character since he likes to "share" his knife.

It's actually butter sauce. It's on Andy Reid's backstage rider.

From a D-Backs friend of mine, I liked this:

C'mon, it's not like they had high picks or anything.

The gratuitous punch to the face of a man in restraints... classic police training.

The moment I saw the astronaut aim an assault rifle, I...

Victorino isn't the only right fielder to get in on the fun. Just a few months ago, Jeff Francouer was involved in a slapdick routine of his own.

Craig Hentrich gave it to Joe Nedney, Nedney to Lee.

Oh, man, now Miami's definitely not making the playoffs.

I'd Stihl hit it.

Are they just reading the Bleacher Report comment section off to each other?

Somewhere in Dimension X, Krang just got hit in the mouth with a baseball...

Anytime the two cities are mentioned, we're obligated to post this.

She's actually from out-of-town visiting her girlfriend and bought that tank at the gift shop.

Ok, but he must have been born near the Cuba/Mexico border then.

"Why are people so into Yuengling?"

Traveling.