Fans really don't care about the salaries very much. The only time you hear complaints about the salaries is when a guy quits on his team. LeBron quit on his hometown team in the playoffs and left them in the most spectacular fashion that any free agent has left his team. He is a relentless cocksucker.

@alftime: He'll never live up to Pippen either. The best LeBron can hope for is to be a better Iverson.

@TVs_Frank: Apparently not enough to learn how to spell his last name though.

I think it'd be nice if LeBron would agree to a sign and trade so at least Cleveland can get Michael Beasley or a trade exception. Then, the Cavs ship his sorry ass to Minnesota instead.

"Thanks for taking the heat off me, cocksucker."

Bobby Woodward continues to vomit with rage.

@ Like tonight's planned event, it was really more like 10 minutes of action followed by large scale disappointment and 50 minutes of exaggerations about James's prowess.

Giving Delonte West an hour long special is how Gloria James ended up in this mess in the first place.

Nick Nolte's twitter has LeBron agreeing to become a joint owner in Nolte's new business enterprise titled Nick's Chicken Shanty and Rough Sex Emporium.

"After you're finished with your BJ, I need you to go to Hoboken and get me a set of left handed golf clubs. Then take a picture with a midget holding these balloons."

Russell was released minutes later after making $2,500 bail

@Steve U: While AJ porks a fat chick in the bath tub.

I don't know how you hug another man with one arm above and one arm below without poking your friend's eye out.

"I've gotten use to Rob Johnson putting his balls in my face when I make a phone call."

Who the fuck let Phil Spector out of prison?

But what does Tim Donaghy think of this officiating performance? Tell me Deadspin.

@titansfan78: Sarah Palin thinks higher education is a euphemism for shooting moose from a helicopter.

"I'll toot your flute… for some meth."

@Ken Gryphon Jr.: Filet is and always has been, the sucker's bet. Mushy, bland, expensive, yet somebody's always trying to tell you how awesome it is. The Charlie Weis of steak.

Is anyone else here down for a coup? I've got a team of those specially trained seals that the navy uses to detect underwater mines at my disposal. Just saying…