It still boggles my mind that I can’t just go to a manufacturer’s car configurator, spec out a car the way I want it, and then order one to be delivered to my door. The dealership model is absolutely insane and serves the interests of no-one but a bunch of predatory middle-men. Car shopping absolutely sucks, and…

Its all President Trumps fault. If he would have given away tax dollars to start government programs, I am just sure that the brand would have survived. If only President Trump would have started some junior motorcycle training course in middle of NYC then Harley may have had a shot. Sadly you Conservative fuckbags…

BTW, Karal and Mucaj, right? lol I don’t know about the former, but the latter is an Albanian name; they both look ambiguously “ethnic,” especially the little Mucaj fella. They are not as “white” as they think they are, bless their hearts. And they are about to find that out.

Unless, like Oliver, the whole process has left you so wound up you can’t remember your own phone number.

Let’s start the blame where it should have started. With the fucking idiots who thought it was a good idea to keep a fucktape online against a court order saying to stop having it online. THAT fuckup started the spiral that is still going today. That led to the fucktard that is Spanfeller to get control and make it…

5,500 incidents out of 1.3 billion rides is actually quite low. 

I’d like to know how those numbers compare with simply going outside on a daily basis. I’d wager a guess that you’re still far safer calling for an Uber after dark than walking home alone.

The point is that we don’t need to be chastised for driving cars. It’s not the problem and, even if it were, trying to guilt people into not driving isn’t going to work. Most people who drive do so because they have to in order to support themselves and their families. For many, it’s not asking them to stop eating…

Bingo. They over-saturated their product. In combination with politics being dragged in, monster tv/player/coach contracts that inflate ticket prices, and the way society is going as a whole; football just doesn’t have the same appeal it did up until the mid to late 2000's. 

$50k for an Edge? What in the actual fuck....

I’m pretty sure he is actually talking historically. If we had more than a 35 second clip we might be able to parse the information better. Or would that hurt the snarky article? 

Didn’t see the game, but I’ll just assume Michael Bradley played.

shocking that someone employing an MLK quote on social media did not actually mean it

I remember referring to any giant wing on a car in the 90s as a “Supra-style wing”.

*you’re. I learned grammar at my liberal brainwash university 

So fuck Ellen, but China is OK. Got it.

Nice detour on israel; note that no one actually brings up what China is doing to it’s Muslim population because no one wants to upset them and jeopardize business interests with the world’s second largest economy. 

wait what? “that China-Hong Kong should be placed right alongside Israel-Palestine as terrible things no one in their right mind should want to call out publicly” is deadspin trying to pull a grey lady and two-side this issue?

If you can’t adequately drive it with a cigarette in one hand and a beer in the other, then it is a failure of design.

Except for all the off-season lobbying he did for tighter roughing the passer calls, which is the entire impetus for this post and everyone’s snark. But other than that, yeah. No input.