This is an odd criticism for this game considering nearly every open world does this, and frankly RDR2 does it better than just about anyone else.

It is really disappointing that Jalopnik would support such an absurd position. This site has not typically lowered itself to coddle the politically correct whiners who choose to be victims because it is trendy. 

Americans were just as fat in 1998 as they are now.  

That is the status quo in nearly any job, unless you want to start telling people they are forbidden from working harder than their peers (acknowledging that harder can simply equate to longer in some contexts).

Not mandatory but don’t expect to climb any corporate ladders if you don’t. Which is fine if you’re just in it for a paycheck for sure.

I think he visits to troll you guys.

And yet you STILL found a way to be snarky and condescending about it.

So, I’m curious.
How did your mom give birth to an asshole as large as you without dying in the process?
If you’re end result of millions of years of evolution...then it’s pretty clear that you may be the first tangible sign of homosapien’s de-evolution.
Congratulations on being the prick of the internet tonight. :-)

You don’t spend much time on other Gawker sites, do you?

This is literally the dumbest thing I’ve read in months.

Wellcome to Clickbaitnik

“But the only reason to mention Roswell is to play the “it’s aliens!!!” lazy story.”

Pole position has a completely different meaning over at Jezebel. I think it’s time auto racing should switch the phrase to something else before someone gets recreationally offended and demands social justice.

They cannot. They would rather be divisive, while simultaneously accusing us of doing that very thing. Hence DoobyOne calling you a Racist. He must be smoking that green that makes you paranoid.

Wait.

>Men are horny and feel the need to procreate

Did we accidentally get a Jezebel article on Jalopnik?

Haven’t you heard?

You’re like the perfect embodiment of all the D grade jokes that have been regurgitated for the last 2 years on the late night talk shows.

Seriously? You know how some people think that Jezebel readers will get offended over the smallest and stupidest things? Congratulations on just proving that point by being offended by a Kim Jong-il joke.