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Pole position has a completely different meaning over at Jezebel. I think it’s time auto racing should switch the phrase to something else before someone gets recreationally offended and demands social justice.

Wait.

>Men are horny and feel the need to procreate

Did we accidentally get a Jezebel article on Jalopnik?

Haven’t you heard?

Counterpoint: Fuck the Patriots.

Way more dudes are throwing way harder now than in the steroid era

Although it is played in very few formats of the game, it has a cultural cache that’s undeniable for even people outside the Magic community.

I really think the ovation was just supporting Hader as he is now, not applauding that he said awful things and has gotten away with it or something. Brewers fans are just supporting a guy they like.

“Trump’s base, which disproportionately drive trucks and SUVs”

“Wow, guys. My first press conference in Washington DC. Man this is crazy. Well, I want to start by saying that I (giggles). Sorry, I’m really . . . (giggles some more). Okay, (giggles) I’m so excited to be a Whizzer. ‘Cause I like to pee! Get it???”

This has nothing to do with Trump. 

“No jokes from me.”

How are Trump’s policies upping gas prices? 🤔

I think Elizabeth is here under protest, exiled from Jezebel for not being a militant lesbian.

Someone needs to punch his bitchass in the mouth.

When the passengers are LEGALLY REQUIRED to follow her commands, yes, being drunk is a big fucking deal.

The flight attendants are in charge of safety in the cabin. What if they had a serious issue in flight, and she was too drunk/high to do anything? I’d say that qualifies as endagering lives.

Seriously? You know how some people think that Jezebel readers will get offended over the smallest and stupidest things? Congratulations on just proving that point by being offended by a Kim Jong-il joke.