Actually, no. His point is really valid. Comparing a few hundred years worth of data isn’t even remotely statistically significant. Get off your high horse.

Meanwhile, Pacers remain in perpetual no man’s land.

Whereas Deadspin simply doesn’t accept any responsibility whatsoever.

Only one way to circumvent this issue: euthanasia.

I truly feel bad for Deadspin.

That’s unbelievably racist.

Lol no it wasn’t

I truly feel terrible for all the employees that were forced at gunpoint to work there.

Took a union labor laws class in college. You have no idea what you’re talking about. Unions truly are the worst.

Deadspin doesn’t really have much “talent” as it is...

What a perfect metaphor for last night’s Democratic debate.

The public doesn’t care about this, sweetie.

I almost feel bad for Dems at this point. Almost.

I can’t think of many things more 2019 than “Complaining About Players Jumping Slightly Too High in Universally Detested Video Game”.

I haven’t seen a one in done writer this over their skis in a while. Sheesh, what a terrible article (albeit not wholly unsurprising based on your twitter history).

“2019 World Cup”... do you mean “2019 Women’s World Cup”?

Because it’s not the World Cup.

Because the average writer for Deadspin has an IQ of 20.

What a reach.

Don’t think you know what you’re talking about. Jesus coming? The fuck toy talking about.