What a perfect metaphor for last night’s Democratic debate.

The public doesn’t care about this, sweetie.

I almost feel bad for Dems at this point. Almost.

I can’t think of many things more 2019 than “Complaining About Players Jumping Slightly Too High in Universally Detested Video Game”.

I haven’t seen a one in done writer this over their skis in a while. Sheesh, what a terrible article (albeit not wholly unsurprising based on your twitter history).

“2019 World Cup”... do you mean “2019 Women’s World Cup”?

Because it’s not the World Cup.

Because the average writer for Deadspin has an IQ of 20.

What a reach.

Don’t think you know what you’re talking about. Jesus coming? The fuck toy talking about.

Replace “reporter” with “fucking moron”.

In what bizarro world do you live in where your status as a terrible blogger for Deadspin would warrant a response from a professional athlete?

Agreed. People who aren’t religious are always so level headed and agreeable.

No white people. Shocking.

Holy shit. People like you exist? Who gives a shit?

So you’ve never worked extra hours to meet a tight deadline?

So you’ve never had to put in extra hours to meet a deadline? Let me guess... you’ve been at an entry level position for 10+ years?

Phew. I was worried I’d have to feign anger again.

Anyone who insinuates Democrats are smarter than Republicans needs to see this to know that’s not true.

Good post until the America bashing. Idiot.