Replace “reporter” with “fucking moron”.

In what bizarro world do you live in where your status as a terrible blogger for Deadspin would warrant a response from a professional athlete?

Agreed. People who aren’t religious are always so level headed and agreeable.

No white people. Shocking.

Holy shit. People like you exist? Who gives a shit?

So you’ve never worked extra hours to meet a tight deadline?

So you’ve never had to put in extra hours to meet a deadline? Let me guess... you’ve been at an entry level position for 10+ years?

Phew. I was worried I’d have to feign anger again.

Anyone who insinuates Democrats are smarter than Republicans needs to see this to know that’s not true.

Good post until the America bashing. Idiot.

wut

Replace “people” with “Democrats” and bingo.

Holy shit that car is ugly.

I’m regards to 2. Not wholly unexpected. I know plenty of people who have traveled solely for booty calls. 

Where did he slut shame her?

I feel bad for Deadspin. 

So it’s not new.

Ah, a writer for the Gawker network complaining about ad placement. The irony is palpable.

Unfortunately, yes, we would also have an outrage article.

Bingo. It very clearly was not racist.