I’m starting to think Deadspin is struggling for views.... like they genuinely think “dingers” is some hilarious word only millennials use.

Seems like you don’t understand the word “politics”.

Then put it on a lesser network. Nobody cares about politics in sports when trying to watch live sports.

What an incredibly stupid headline.

They’re trying to be Barstool, only without any of the talent.

Mango Mussolini???? Holy shit. Wow. You are hilarious!

Damn, it’s really saying something when someone who writes for SplinterNews thinks you’re dumb.

How is that factually less accurate than Mendoza being unable to say something other than “WOW!”

Lol she may just be the worst announcer I’ve ever listened to... but it doesn’t surprise me that you learn something from her. 

Love this idea, but it simply proves that D&B wrote arguably the worst possible approach to this result. The same thing could have happened thousands of better ways than it did... without the stupidness and coincidence.

I get it. Because he’s Republican.

What a stupid thing to say.

This all begs the question: why the fuck is there a Sonic movie?

That definitely sounds like something he would say...

You wanna know how I know you’re white?

Sick empirical evidence, bro.

Haha no it’s not. Maybe inside the stadium? But outside? Give me Wrigley every time.

I live in Wrigleyville and this is one of the dumbest things I’ve ever read. Of course there’s a large percentage of emergency calls on game days... because it’s so safe all the other time.

Only a very select group thinks it’s socially acceptable to watch videos/listen to music without headphones.

People in Indy are extremely happy with this decision. If you don’t understand all of the factors to led to this assessment, then you probably shouldn’t write about it.