TomCreansMysteryDrink
TomCreansMysteryDrink
TomCreansMysteryDrink

I’m trying to fathom having such a carefree life that I would be actually angry about the relationship/sex life of a fictional video game character based in a setting thousands of years ago.

F1 has always been dominated by a couple of teams/drivers. The sport has never been defined by parity. However, the sport was always defined by a sense of awe and as a genuine visceral experience. Nowadays, with taking away speed, overtaking, sound, track girls, allowing drivers to have a personality, etc, there’s

This thing will certainly have road presence... not necessarily GOOD presence... but at least it won’t blend in.

Could you imagine the uproar if Pete talked about Ariana’s genitals/breasts? Ah, sweet double standard, Jezebel.

Anyone who doesn’t think sound is a major component of racing is a wacko.

I understand certain things in the game, but this just sounds boring as shit.

Cuz men are stupid, simpletons, right? You go girl!

You should probably stay away from posting because good God... you know nothing.

“...she didn’t believe she’d done anything unique...”

OP didn’t make that argument, so don’t move the goalposts. The simple matter of fact is that if you’re living paycheck to paycheck, you should NEVER buy anything outside bare necessities. Therefore, when your car dies and there’s no public transportation, you can use the money that you were previously spending on

You realize MO dressed in extremely expensive clothing, too, right?

Lol she dresses incredible. 

This joke went way over people’s heads.

How is anyone acting like assholes when it’s a very normal topic of discussion? Being labeled as a misogynist when one has a very normal, rational thought obviously would lead to being defensive.

This has to be one of the most idiotic, narrow minded things I’ve ever read on this site... which is saying something.

Best car. Best sound. Great production quality. Amazing narration. Great video.

Mack’s Back Sacks Back

I come to Jalopnik for the car culture. I stay at Jalopnik for idiotic takes/posts such as these.

Artists realize that the fake negative backlash of “supporting the NFL” isn’t worth it. I totally understand.

Traitorous queers like Pat are the people who help their buddies get away with heinous misdeeds—these awful men couldn’t possibly be bigoted in any way if one of their pals is a real live “gayball.”