“The party that only cuts taxes on the rich.”

Wait. How exactly did he “fuck” anyone over?

I assure whatever they talk about is no dumber than calling Karl Rove a “soup-brained psychopath”.

Just when you think Democrats have thought of every stupid thing for which to criticize Republicans.

It’s  almost funny how you don’t see the irony here...

You literally could not be dumber.

Looks much better without the number on the hood/side panels.

Wait... you actually need someone to explain the difference here? Wow.

Deadspin is notoriously inconsistent with virtually all of their takes.

Getting caught doing what? I don’t think you understand the story here.

Wait. Why should Urban Meyer be in prison?

Oh, just stop. The media is the reason why Courtney Smith was lost in this story, not Urban. Get your head out of your ass.

“Hey, what I can we do to deflect the true story. I get it... let’s call someone a Nazi!”

Read TheRoot sometime. You’ll see far worse.

I’m confused. I’ve read far worse whenever a white guy murders someone on TheRoot, so I may need someone to walk me through the line here.

Kinja and crappy experience are mutually exhaustive.

What “crime” did he commit? Now I know you’re trolling but seriously...?

Holy shit he spent like $500 on Steam games? What a massive story.

THAT’S what you took from this story?

And not a single writer from Deadspin has been poached. Wonder why...