Democrats have gotten so desperate that now they’re victimizing Republicans for credit card debt. What a time to be alive.

“But which car wouldn’t benefit from a slew of upgrades, anyway?”

I don’t know a single Republican who has ever said anything positive about the Russians. Get over yourself.

And yet you idiots found the Hillary Pizza story ridiculous. This is approximately 100 times dumber.

Someone is jealous that no classmates would say anything nice about him.

Ironic posting something like this on Deadspin.

... but where do “kits” fit into this picture?

That Psycho Holiday band may be the worst thing I’ve ever heard.

Lol being against illegal immigration has nothing to do with racism. Stop talking until you’re willing to talk like a grown up.

All of those actions are literally illegal.

Lol there’s no way this is a serious take. 

I hope to God that you understand irony, because that has to be one of the most unintentionally ironic things I’ve read on this site.

Yup, especially when it comes to political commentary.

Deadspin truly sucks now. 

See: I love takes like this... like Trump didn’t get asked a direct question on the matter.

Pretty sure the McDonalds near me has been selling these for months. Could be wrong, though.

You didn’t really try on this one.

Ya, u think you should leave the political commentary to... I dunno... people who actually know what they’re talking about.

You’re so fucking stupid.

Spend less time focusing on the good guys and actually write about real, interesting stuff.